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jes you are an amazing friend and just a one of a kind person.you are so perfect i. every way and all you do is make my life 1000x better. she is my shot of espresso. when she walks into a room she just lights it up. she is beautiful, caring, amazing, loving , and just perfect. no one will ever compare to you and you will forever be my best friend. ik we barely met this year but we’ve gotten so close and you’ve made such a big impact on my life. you really are my guardian angel, and ik your here to make my life a happy place and get me through all my rough times. i love every day and every moment i spend with you. i’ll always remember the times we spend together as memories. you know me like no one else does. even tho i have a bf and i think he’s my soulmate, in reality my only soulmate is you. i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life be ing friends with you watching our kids grow up. going on trips, making even more memories together, just everything. i love you so much jess. u and me always forever ml :)
jess+bella= 4ever
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A major fuck boy who is always cheating on people. Isn't a loyal boyfriend nor friend. He will backstab you and will never be there for you.
Not to mention, Jesse Clark , is very hot, but isn't goof news.
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Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself
I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.
Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!
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A dirty Jessie is a act where a person pisses in someone's mouth whilst that someone has previously had multiple laxatives thus creating a hot running mess of shit that a lucky recipient starts to eat.
This is also commonly know as the "in one, out the other trick"
My friend and i are heading down to the toilets to do a dirty Jessie, would you like to join in?
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A fat American gamer who used to be an inner city history teacher, but now makes videos on YouTube and is part of the Polaris network.
Person 1: I didn't know Jesse Cox was on the Co-optional podcast!
Person 2: You must be blind and retarded.
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A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.
If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.
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Jess's can mostly come out ginger and may or may not have a five head that other people love. A girl like jess loves the wood and always gets stung by nettles and cut by thorns. Overall she is mostly a dumbass but emo boys find her gingerness better then ginger cake ! She is a memer obsessed with any tops that show her belly off to boys even tho she may have a boyfriend especially holy cropped hoodies . She loves to smother herself in mud and frogs .To sum this all up she is a dumbass slutty hoe who is also a faboo bezzo . P.s BANTA
Oh Jess.....
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