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Someone who acts as the leader of the group, without having any votes to assign them to that position. They are the ones who keep the group together and makes all the difficult decisions.
James: So who is the leader of the Mystery Club?
Calvin: While nobody put it up for vote, David is the one who acts as the de facto leader of the group.
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The greatest song known to mankind created by French composer “Claude Debussy” The title translated to English means “Moonlight”
Girl 1: Do you think that boy could possibly be my “Clair de Lune”?
Girl 2: What do you mean by him being you’re “Clair de Lune”
Girl 1: I mean that he could possibly be my soulmate
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The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
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One of the three protagonists of the game , GTA - 5 , or Grand Theft Auto-5 . He is rich as hell , and his family is more spoilt than rotten milk....I'm serious; a big house having a fat son who does nothing but jerks off , smokes pot and keeps playing a game similar to C.O.D or Call Of Duty, a daughter who is sluttish and tries to make a career in the movies, but turns out to be a skank always and a wife who is a hypocrite....an alcohol binging, drug using "yoga" woman. Her yoga , means your verginity loss. Michael gives more than just one fuck about all these things...but the reason behind his richness , is his and his wife's horrible past. He , along with his best friends -Trevor Philips , Brad , and Lester was a trailer trash bank robber. He met his wife ,Amanda , who at that time was no one but a stripper. Their life could make you comment things like "Fuckin' white trash cunts!" Or something like that. Once, during a robbery, their getaway vehicle- a helicopter , was missing. Due to this, the cops started shooting at them. Brad got shot, so did Mike. Trevor was all alone fighting the cops. He couldn't hold them off, and had to run away. Lester was caught by the cops and was granted a bail, but had a broken leg for the rest of his life. The next thing Trevor witnessed was the funerel of "dearly beloved Michael Townley". Little or nothing did anyone know, that Michael ran off with the money, set up a base for buisness in San Andreas and became rich.
Guy 1 - hey Tracey, your booty look sexy! Can I have a night with you?
Tracey De Santa- Im michael de santa's daughter , you dick!
Guy 2 to guy 1- the next thing that's gonna happen is a bald headed old guy who supposedly is her fathers friend, is going to pull your easophagus out of your earholes. So , run.
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Female ejaculatory fluid.
Most likely resulting from: coitus, orgasmic response to fetishes, or a trained expert in the art of cunnilingus. On rare occasion occurring spontaneously due to an overwhelming feeling of ecstasy after witnessing a celebrity crush.
Example 1: Mike: Dude what's that smell?
Jake: It's my new cologne, its called 'Eau D'Femme'
Mike: Dude, it smells familiar man where did you get it?
Jake: I hate to break it to you, but your sister let me go down on her last night and her body spontaneously sprayed all over me, that's when I discovered this marvelous, purely organic and I assure you, quite safe aroma which I've dubbed 'Eau De Femme', this particular aroma is known as 'Luscious Stacy Dreams', quite fascinating isn't it, it's been here all along, care to take a closer whiff?
Mike: Ewe man, get away from me, that's gross!
Jake: Faggot.
Jake: I'm going to kill you asshole!
Example 2:
Lizzy: So, like I totally saw Kanye East like the other night, and like ermahgerd,
I totally came all over my panties!
Jake: Hey can I swab the panties you used that night when you saw Kanye West? I've come up with a new brand of cologne named 'Eau De Femme' and I'd like to name this one 'Ditzy Miss Lizzy'.
Lizzy: Ew no you perv! By the way, it's totally Kanye East you idiot! Oh and it's not 'Ditzy Miss Lizzy', it's like totally "Dizzy Miss Lizzy", you consumer obsessed, backward thinking neanderthal! You think I don't know who 'The Beatles' are??
Jake: *Sigh* Fucking Hipsters.
The act of stimulating yourself to a celebrity.
Hey dude I've just Frappe de Grande to Ariana . If you know what I mean.
Deriving from the french word 'cul de sac', meaning a dead end road of houses usually ending in a T shape. Ful de sac is the occasion by which the male genitalia, to be more precise the scrotal sack or 'sac' becomes folded beneath the bearer's leg. This condition does not become apparent until the sufferer moves or leans forward and feels an excruciating pain from his ful de sac.
The most inexpensive cure for Ful de sac is a simple cabinet reshuffle.
pronounced:- foldy - sack
Ben - Ouch!! *leaning forwards*
Tom - What ever is the matter?
Ben - A touch of FUL DE SAC