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A pimpass video game from lucas arts released pre-1996, based on a 1st person shooter platform
also had a part2 in real 3d called Jedi Knight and its many expansions and its own part 2
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The week between Christmas and New Years, so named as many workplaces are short staffed; offices are 'dark'. Also, in the Northern Hemisphere, it is the week of least daylight.
I'm taking the rest of my vacation in dark week.
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1. The sexual act where the girl ties the guy to the bed, blind folds him, turns the lights off and tells him he is in for some real kinky sex. She then opens the closet and lets out her gay best friend who goes to work on the guy; Blow jobs & anal. The dude gets off 'cause he has no idea what happened. This is most often initiated by either the worst girlfriend ever, or the best friend any gay dude could ever have.
2. Some song by a hobbit from New Hampshire
"Wow, Edgar's girl friend must really despise him."
"Why?"
"Because she gave him a Rainbow in the Dark last week and then told him about it! He's been in the fetal position ever since."
"But he loves Dio."
"No! Read definition #1!"
"Holy crap, I dated that same chick last Summer! I just thought she was kinky... I suddenly feel ill."
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A acquaintance that comes on smooth, but as the evening progresses, you find out that he/she is a bitter person; usually regarding past relationships.
I met Susan the other day who you have been trying to set me up with, but she ended up being a real dark bean.
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A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.
Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
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Denotes something that exhibits an outstanding excellence in its field, a kind that will be difficult for others to top.
"This is The Dark Knight of comedies, man."
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