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fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

4564๐Ÿ‘ 1237๐Ÿ‘Ž


excuse me

A phrase meaning either:

1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."

2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.

1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*

2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?

by Kenthar December 14, 2004

246๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trust me

Don't trust me.

Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."

by iidesune December 1, 2020

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


doing me

Doing me meaning to focus on one's self and not others.Can include things such as focusing on school,work, one's social life, etc.

"I dont have time...I'm doing me right now !"

"Haven't heard from my homeboy lately, he must be doing him at the moment !"

"All my life Ive been worried about others...I'm going to start doing me !"

"Now, that I'm single...I'm doing me from now on !!"

-Bill says: "Where have you been...haven't see or heard from you in a while ?"
-John replies: "Ive been busy doing me !"

by Kristin G. August 16, 2007

243๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fight Me

The thing you say when you have nothing else to say.

Frank:"FUCK YOU KYLE"
Kyle:"FIGHT ME YOU ITALIAN FUCK"

by Whoahd00d December 20, 2008

263๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead to me

The expression of such utter distaste for a person or object that it calls for the personal denial of its worldly existance. Can be used to express disintrest, hatred, or something/someone that has gone out of style.

Torn jeans are so last season. They're dead to me.

by muchluv November 22, 2005

431๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milk Me

Said by a guy in a hope of receiving a handjob (or sex).

Sarah, you're so good at milking cows, can you milk me too?

by Toxish November 17, 2009

106๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž