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A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on
Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?
How much did you pay for that T-shit?
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An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.
Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst
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the woman that gave birth to you; your mother
let me ask my t-lady before we go.
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A caller named T-Dawg from the York County School of Church who dials up the religious radio program Other Voices, who has just read his first 500 page bible, the Rick James Version, and is particularly interested in the book that comes after Genesis, that book being Super Nintendo. In this book, there is a man that comes out of the little room with a gun... or maybe it was a rock... no, it was a spear.
"Yo this is T-Dawg! Yeah I read the Bible, I go to church, I got my Bible from Walmart, the Rick James Version."
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Noun: Male or Female standing at least 6 foot 7, has the manners of Al Bundy, sounds that are imitative of a T-Rex, sleeps more than a bear during hibernation, and has excessive gas problems.
Paraplegic Troy: Dude how was your date last night?
Paraplegic Dave: Man, i knew that bitch was a Big T as soon as i picked her up on my scooter.
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most hardcore rapper that ever lived...then all of a sudden sold out and is now an actor on tv....
still one of the best though
no one ever talks shit about ice t
my fav ice t song is cop killa...yeah!!
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see planters;T-mac jumps so high his nuts are in the defenders mouth, so it must be planters.
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