Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

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Bake the bread

Energetic sexual activity that rocks the bed so much it seems like it's going to break.

There is usually no intent however to put a bun in the oven

Him: Huh huh huh ... you like that!?
Her: Oh my god baby you're going to bake the bread!

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baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

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Baking Bread

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection

But sally, If I go outside It would be like baking bread!

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baked potatoe

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out

lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe

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shake and bake

While plugging smoe snapper on the beach, the art of yanking the meat flute out, shoving it into the sand, and going right back in the baby chute.

Mike: Hey, i went out with Courtney last night and we hit North Avenue Beach.

Jed: Did you do the shake and bake on her?

Mike: Damn straight kid, there was sand all up in her snatch and she was pissed!

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baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

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