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That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.
Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
To warm something in the oven.
Pizza rolls come out soggy being microwaved, you gotta ovenate them to get that crisp.
Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.
Quicker then the Dutch oven fart in you hand and cover her nose while she’s sleeping
I didn’t have time to Dutch oven her so I use easy bake oven method instead
A finessing ass nigga ..... simple
You fucked her ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂.. (“easy bake oven”)