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Golden Pi

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.

The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.

by Fasters June 22, 2022

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Pi Day

The day that everybody gets into a fight and causes at least one person to cry.

Pi day ruined my relationship

by ratwcats March 15, 2024


pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship February 19, 2012


The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021


pi paw

A Massive black oily booty, paired with his monster of a cock, your grandfather (pi paw), is the ultimate father figure. Well, it's a bit more complicated. Mi maw and pi paw always touched you in ways you could never imagine. But you sort of.. liked it. Pi paw gave you the best nights, even better than sista!

Pi paw gave me the BEST anal last night!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets

Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!

by pi paw September 8, 2022


the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016


Sir and dragon Pi

Skipping words in a title

There’s a book called sir and dragon Pi

by Dumbviper April 24, 2019