When a penis is so small, You can't justify calling it anything otherwise.
I was going to have sex with Danny last night, But when he pulled it out I realized he had a pp. He was so tiny I had to laugh.
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Phantom Prostate - phantom urge for a female or a straight male to feel an immense pleasure of tens of thousands of pleasure nerve endings that are located in a prostate.
Gary the Pea*cock: *bends over*
Alex the psychology major: aughh
GTPcock: My PP hurts..... in a good way
ATPm: aughhhh..... mine too xoxo gg
GTPcock: Are we gay now?
ATPm: In a phantom wayyy (nohomo)
Yo jay! Go get you some of dat PP ova der! Go ahead fore I beatcha to da punch nigga!!!!