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Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.

X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 19, 2022


Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017


Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.

Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."

by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024


adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021


Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love

Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon

by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017


faggot patch

Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.

Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.

by stretch nutzz December 22, 2016

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Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.

I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days

by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023

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