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person 15

Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).

Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!

THE END

by Gold86star July 06, 2022


person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 04, 2020


Person Garden

A cemetery.

Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.

by AmadeuS469 March 23, 2021


person 3

a person rarely shown on urban dictionary

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.

by carrotstew June 03, 2022


tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 May 08, 2018


Shallow Person

A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.

Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.

by lonleywolf August 12, 2021


Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.

Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.

by taylor paulson June 23, 2021