NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/
A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."
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The patch of skin between the belly button and the boner.
I shaved my forehead pillow, because the hair was irritating my girlfriend's skin.
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referring to a woman's breasts, usually those that are large in size that you want to lay your head against.
"Damn Jim, i want to fall asleep on those personal pillows!"
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A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
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a girl (most always very attractive) who is sexually frigid.
A pillow princess is the kind of girl who looks great but lays in the bed like dead wood when having sex.
a pillow princess is so inept at sexual acts it is almost impossiable to comprehend who one good look that good and be so lacking in sexual prowess.
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to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)
John had some pillow therapy last night.
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Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.
Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows
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