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An alternative to "Don't worry" or, "What's the worse that could happen?"
"Hey Derek, would you care for a glass of wine to go with your viel?"
"Thank you Charles, but I'm not sure about that."
"Come on, Derek, fuck tha police."
"Well, when you put it that way... Sure!"
or,
"I think I'm having a heart attack."
"Wow, man! Fuck tha police! I'll call an ambulance!"
or,
"This recent dip in company shares has me really worried."
"C'mon man, fuck tha police."
"You're right, it'll all work out eventually."
"Yo niggaz, dis sherm head asshole be dissin my bitch!"
"Fuck tha police man, lets go pop this buster mother fucker!"
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1. Overracting to mistakes, misspellings and shortcuts in texts, email, status updates, etc.
2. Incorrectly "correcting" anothers grammar mistake, when you are in fact the one who is wrong.
1. I can't believe that idiot spelled "your" as "ur". What an asshole!
Whoa..."Grammar Police Brutality"! What's the BFD??
2. That moron spelled "potato" wrong...everyone knows there's a E on the end of that shit!
Hey, settle down, Dan Quayle! No need for the "Grammar Police Brutality"
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A form of terrorism often over looked and/or accepted
Police brutality is unlawful violence used by a police officer towards a civilian.
Terrorism is it unlawful use of violence or intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
See the similarities...
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Police armed with military weapons to fend off people who destroy the habitat of several animals, environment, and ecology. They will stop at nothing to protect plants that are common to the rarest tree that is the bare survivor to its kind.
Green Police are the elite force in stopping people from cutting trees down to creating forest or wild fires.
They are in tune to nature and can teleport to the nearest plant where their enemies are.
Sadly, we don't have the green police, but we do have environmentalists and people who care about the plant kingdom.
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The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.
The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.
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The n-word police are the greatest kind of police. We are the strongest kind of people and we stand for no racism. Anyone who says the n-word and is not black will be unwillingly and painfully circumcised. You have been warned.
White person: n*gga
N-word police: *puts white person in van* get ready to loose ya pee pee
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The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
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