poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.

I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.

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Poop Fever

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.

John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.

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Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

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poop shack

The term used to describe a minecraft house built by jacob. Typiclly of high quality with the addition of greifing by e

person 1: are you gonna go to... to.... your... POOP SHACK!! person 2: IT IS NOT A POOP SHACK.

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Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in

when mom find poop sock

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poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)

"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

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No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.

"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

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