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A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.
Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.
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Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.
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1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
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participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good
George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.
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A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.
"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri
To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.