"Lemme grab a road dog from the fridge before we go."
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A sports team that plays well "on the road" as a visiting team, particularly if their record is better away than at home.
The Lions aren't so good at home, but they've become real road warriors with a 6-1 record as the visiting team.
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When you have a bowl movement and a flurry of fruity pebbles lands on the ground beneath you.
Kid 1: "I had a rainbow road in the middle of class when my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom."
Kid 2: "Damn dude that sucks."
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The act of giving or receiving oral sex while in or driving a vehicle.
My boyfriend was giving me such amazing road dome that my pleasure spasms caused me to swerve off of the road.
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A road near St. Louis Missouri which is the most haunted place in america.Hundreds of people have died there and satanist often go there to scrafice amimals.
Did you ever go down zombie road?
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commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the assorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, pussing, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.
so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his bumper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i'll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.
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When having rough anal sex, the girl shits on the mans shlong. Then the man doesnt really care and keeps going. This usually results in infections and smelly cocks.
Mark: WOAH dude what smells!!!
Jeff: Oh sorry Karen gave me a rocky road last night
Mark: Dude did you even shower afterwards.
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