The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.
Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.
It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night
A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.
Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.
It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.
Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.
An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.
My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt
an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis
my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt