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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024


Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020


Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021


rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.

Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.

by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017


Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.

Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.

by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018


Rod Rage

An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.

My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023


Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis

my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023