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Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.
OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.
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Rule #4 is a rule that states you must respect women at all time, and you must never pressure them with unwanted romantic advances. It is used to keep lacrosse players everywhere off the shit list
Chad: "grabs chicks ass at a party"
Brad: bro what are you doing!? Rule #4 bro!
Chad: holy shit bro I'm so sorry your right, rule #4
Chad: I'm sorry that I disrespected your personal space Jill, please forgive me
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Like the 5 second rule and 10 second rule, except this one happens on a much dirtier floor, in which you are alloted no time to pick the food up and eat it.
Dude, don't eat that, look at this floor, that's a No Second Rule my friend.
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Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.
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When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."
"Get Ja'd bitches"
"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."
"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
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A Rule Nazi is someone who insists on his or her own strict interpretation of the rules of a game, even if the other players collectively disagree. Usually, a Rule Nazi will become petulant if the other players do not yield to his or her viewpoint.
The term "Rule Nazi" originated among people who play table-top historical wargames. Historical wargames (one word) consist of board games and miniatures games. Miniatures games are played with toy soldiers and models of military vehicles, ships and aircraft. Historical wargames are part of a relatively small but still substantial subset of traditional game players. One of the most widely subscribed wargames is Warhammer Ancients a version of the popular fantasy game Warhammer.
Dave is a Rule Nazi. He always has to have his own way when we disagree about the rules.
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If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330
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If one believes there is likely a mutual interest between themself and another individual, that other individual is either already in some form of a relationship with another individual or will soon be.
"I thought we were clicking, but then I saw her boyfriend."
"Rule 11, eh? Good luck next time."
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