An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“
When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.
"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."
People who hide behind a screen but bottle it when confronted
Fucking Screen bitch - “ spawn kills even though you’ve not gone near them”
The mandem - “oi you fucking pussy your so wet. Come on say something you won’t. Your shit on your own”
Screen bitch - “..................”
When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer
Hey honey, I'm just going to "chin screen" this afternoon I think.
someone that watches your screen in split screen video games.
andrew: hahaha i shot you again while you respanwed
manu: how the fuck did you know i was there?!?! stop staring at my screen you f-ing screen gypsy!!!
oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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