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The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.
Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
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1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.
2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.
I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.
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A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.
“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”
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Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times
I'm not sucking those salty scones
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Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks
i gave her a salty pancake
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The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.
I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.
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A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.
Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?
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