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The flying outfielder of the Tampa Bay Rays. Once said to have created the universe, he is now retired from being supreme overlord of Earth and robs hits in his spare time.
-Did you see that catch by Sam Fuld?
-Not surprising, the ball knows where to go by now.
Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.
Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.
Wow, have you seen Sam Taylor? He's a real package—an incredible combination of good looks, godlike presence, genuine personality, and sheer genius.
A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.
Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...
Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"
-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM
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The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president
I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game
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A dance that can only be preformed whilst being drunk.
Normally one goes into a half squat while thrusting hips in every general direction. The arms must be held limp in front of the body and moved in a pendulum like manner. Slow steps may also be taken to move around the dance floor.
Look at Sam doing the Sam Dance.
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