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Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪
This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆
Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪
This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆
Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
A leaf I have taped to my wall.
Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?
His name is Samuel.
Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma
"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"
Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.
'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'