horse sandwich

a regional dish of central Kentucky, especially popular in the city of Lexington.
The sandwich is made by placing a quarter-pound slab of grilled horseflesh, shredded iceberg lettuce, smoked gouda cheese, pickles, and worcestershire sauce on a sesame seed bun.
The sandwich can be bought with a $5-bill; no more, no less.

If I ever see Willie Nelson downtown, I'm gonna whip his ass. That bastard is tryin' to get between me and my horse sandwich!

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Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

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Eat a sandwich

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)

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turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

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Sandwich Mike

When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.

Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*

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beat sandwich

When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.

"Who wants a beat sandwich?"

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sandwich slap

Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.

Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.

Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.

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