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You’re period (for a woman ofc)
Boy- what’s wrong with you Girl- fucking Satan water falls as ruined my dress
Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.
Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?
well, you see, it's like "my dinner with andre," only...with satan.
no example necessary is necessary for "my dinner with satan."
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Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) can be defined as the psychological, sexual, and/or physical assault forced on an unwilling human victim and committed by one or more Satanists according to a prescribed ritual, the primary aim of which is to fulfill the need to worship the Christian devil, Satan.
Whether or not SRA actually exists has been a controversial topic since 1980. Although most people in some US states and Canadian provinces believed during the late 1980s and early 1990s that SRA was widespread, there is a near consensus among investigators at this time that SRA is either nonexistent or occurs at an extremely low and undetectable level.
It is important to realize that the above definition is relatively restrictive. It excludes a number of behaviors which are known to exist:
Abuse by non-Satanic, abusive pedophiles 2 who pretend to be Satanists in order to gain better control of their victims through fear.
Mass murderers by a person who claims to be a Satanist and who tries to use the "Devil made me do it" defense when captured. They are generally found to have little or no knowledge of Satanism.
Abuse and murder by psychotic individuals and psychopaths who are primarily motivated by their mental illness, not by any religious belief system.
Abuse by non-Satanists who engage in behaviors like SRA but are motivated by Christian or other beliefs.
Many cases of False Memory Syndrome involve bizarre and often impossible events, such as in cases of Satanic Ritual Abuse.
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When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
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Sexual Act. Satan's Lip Balm may be applied by following these simple steps:
1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;
2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.
After the slow dance was over, David removed his fingers from his partner's bloody vagina and loving smeared her by-product over her tender lips. She sweetly thanked him for applying Satan's lip balm.
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An organization that tries to convert collage students to satanism. Modled on campus crusade for christ. started by a satanist who thought it unfair that christianity was being promoted on campuses and not his religion.
John is part of campus crusade for satan.
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