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An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom
The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.
The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.
David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."
To defecate in such a quantity that the turd(s) you produce rise above the water level in the toilet bowl.
After eating at the buffet I went home and had to break sea level. I feel much better now.
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The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
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when you go down on a girl whos having her period
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A Canadian based band, combining the Celtic music Genre with rock and pop. Great Big Sea debuted in 1993. The lead singer of the band is Alan Doyle, he has a deep, musical, voice which suits the style of the band. Alan Doyle was born in Petty Harbour,Newfoundland. The band has four other members, which are equally talented; Sean McCann (Carbonear, Nfld), Bob Hallett, (St. John's, Nfld) and Kris MacFarlane (Westville, Nova Scotia. Great Big Sea has numerous hits such as, When I'm Up, Capitan Kidd, Ordinary Day, and Consequence Free. Great Big Sea is a great band, right from Atlantic Canada.
Great Big Sea is a great band.
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the art of when making out with an alcohol-poisoned drunk bitch, taking her throw-up in your mouth, and carefully blowing it into her asshole, and then having anal sex with a tabasco covered condom into her barf-filled anus.
Nick gave hannah wilson the worst Chilean sea dog in history last weekend.
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