NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

It is when u dont poop if u poop

God will PUNISH you

SOO DONT POOP

HAVE A NICE DAY

PLS DONT POOP

BOY. I didnt poop all of September

GIRL. Why?
Boy. Because it NO SHIT September

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September 17

The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))

“Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care”
“ima cry now”
“Ok”

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September 30th

Start of a 43 hour relationship

Man! Today's September 30th, guess I gotta go start a 43 hour relationship!

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september 30th

you’re a complete sex god & you are the definition of hot

when was you born?

September 30th
you’re so hot

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September 21

Do you remember,

The 21st night of September

September 21 by Earth,Fire, and Wind (I think)

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September 2nd

September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.

"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"

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September 28

On this day we internationally celebrate and cherish Barborka Kameníková. The baddest b*tch and most amazing human being ever born. Most people go blind when they see her, because they simply can’t handle her beauty. On September 28th we celebrate her originality eith hope that more people could be like her.

What day is it tomorrow? Oh, how could you forget! Tommorow is September 28, the day we celebrate Barunka Kameníková.

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