Sexual Deviant

A person who constatnly has sex on their minds and thinks about different ways to either encounter a sexual act with someone or in any situation make the opposite sex do a sexual act with them. This kind of person is usually very forceful and demanding during anything sexual but can usually get away with it due to their looks or anything hot about them.

Josh is like a sexual deviant, but hes so hot, he can so pull it off !

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sexually adventurous

someone who is willing to try new sexual acts

omg, beth is so sexually adventurous, she wanted to try some position i've never heard off!

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Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

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Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

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Sexuality Dysphoria

A gay/LGBTQ person who feels locked or hateful to themselves for not being straight. Also can be a disorder when an LGBTQ person is out of touch with there identity and or wants to change.

"I hate myself for being gay"
"I am only attracted to girls but what if I am straight?"
"I have crippling sexuality dysphoria"

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Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

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Sexual Hairball

When a women goes down on their partner who leaves their pubes untamed. The next morning they are still picking out hair out of their teeth and off their tongue, gathering up enough to make a ball of hair.

'I over herd mom tell you that you gave her a Sexual Hairball last night.'

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