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A gang of shadow wizards, who love casting spells. Their music is so good, it's been sponsored by the Shadow Government itself! They serve the almighty being, most commonly known as "The Swag Messiah." They also want nuclear bombs to be legal.
"I'M IN THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG! FEAR ME!!!"
(This post is sponsored by the shadow wizard money gang.)
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The most fucking annoying ads ever as well as the most annoying youtube sponsorships ever, if you see this ad, 99.9 percent of your brain wants you to click the skip button
Guy: "I'm going to watch my favorite youtuber"
Youtube: *shows Raid: shadow legends ads*
Guy: *spams the skip button for five seconds*
Fucking shitty ass school located in one of the richest parts of Las Vegas, even though half the kids who attend are scene-wannabe pothead who basically fail at life.
Also known as Shady Ridge because of the amount of fake, drama starting whores.
Filled with a big population of mormons... nuff said.
The girls are all mentally retarded attention whores who think that sleeping with all of the guys on the football team (which sucks, just like all the other sports) doesn't make you a slut, and the guys are all douchebags who brag about getting their dick sucked, even though it's really not hard to shove two inches in your mouth.
Huge rival to Arbor View, another local high school that isn't quite far from Shady Ridge, but still filled with the same type of people, only they have more money.
typical girl at shadow ridge high school.
mandy: *shouts across the room* OH MY GOSH RYAN SAID HE LOVED ME ON FRIDAY AND AFTER WE SMOKED THREE POUNDS OF WEED WE HAD SEX AND I GAVE HIM A BJ LULZ
*three days later*
mandy: OMFGGGG RYAN CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CUT MYSELF ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW AT 702 SO I CAN LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.
When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.
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An abundance of pubic hairs that have collected on the rim or bowl of a toilet or urinal.
Yo! Someone needs to shave the pisser man, its got a nasty 5 o'clock shadow.
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The purest essence of Goth. Sopor Aeternus is the greatest work of art in existence, delving into the mystical heart of the transgendered being, Anna-Varney Cantodea.. It is a work of music and art that focuses on the pain of her life, and how it has brought about her ultimate understanding of the nature of reality.
Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows..Gothic metaphysics...
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a notorious online community who are active in Hogwarts: Legacy
thier iconic line or motto is "we love casting spells"
"Bro, I just joined shadow wizard money gang and shit man!"
"My Nigga!"
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