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It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one
Are you ready for ship December?
When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.
“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”
spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret
The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.
Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.
I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.
A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.
(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.
Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.