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The weirdest shit that's ever been spoken. If a male recites this statement, they will most likely perceived as gay.
*Kevin* "Will you sing a tune for me?"
*Peter* "Sure! Right after the Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring!"
*Kevin* "WTF dude. Your fucking queer!
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Not being content with what one has, searching for more.
Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.
A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
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Silvering is when a male molds their genitals around liquid silver and takes the molded structure and has anal self pleasuring with it.
I was "silvering" when I felt dirty and alone
The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.
"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"
"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"
When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.
“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”
What da Lone Ranger produces from plinking Coors Light cans for target-practice.
As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.