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(as a verb) to express great appreciation for someone to the point of putting them on a pedestal, can be used in both the platonic and/or romantic sense
person 1: i’m so lonely, i really want someone to simp
person 2: well there’s this one person who’s just your type
person 1: oh, no, no! i mean i just want a friend to platonically crush over
person 2: ahhh i get it
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The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.
Example: Hey, your hair looks nice today, Belinda. No simp.
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Suckers idolising mediocre pussy
Dude that guy is simping for poki.
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Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
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a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.
i’m not a simp for treating them right
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Mediocre
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An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
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When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.
"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"
"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"
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