Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

Sir Bottomslayer

Legendary knight famous for attacking people from behind. It is said this is how mankind developed cracks in their buttocks.

Here is an example of Sir Bottomslayer being used in a sentence.

sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III

awsome

i am sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III

w sir

this phrase is said when sir does literally anything

*sir dabs and hits the folks

everyone: “w sir”

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

Sir Izzy

Sir Izzy is a member of a clan called 'nut' Izzy joined the nut clan after becoming friends with the creator, and 'famous live streamer' Fragdempsey. Izzy started as a nobody in Fragdempsey's live stream but built his way to the top. Izzy is one of few who knows Fragdempsey's real name but as a loyal member of nut, he does not plan on revealing it. Izzy cares for a few amount of people. One person in particular is his best friend 'Yumi'

Sir izzy is a name.

You can put it in a sentence like: What kind of name is Izzy, eh? How did a muppet like you join nut