doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

Skeet blast

to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!

in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....

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skeet circle

a skeet circle is when a buch of guys (usually gay) go out and form a circle (usually when there butt naked) and jack off until they cum and let it fall on the ground or into a bucket. and see how much the get together.

Jon:hey guys wanna go have a skeet circle?
Group:Sure
Bob: I bet we could get half a bucket full

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Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

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skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

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skeet sesh

To skeet profusely in or on a woman, in a large group, most likely with the homies.

"Yo we had a mad skeet sesh on that ho last night."
-"Word"

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