sleep rape

When you wake up to the sounds of your roomate having sex while you are in the room. The roomate and their partner(s) are usually very loud and inconsiderate. They also know that you are in the room when they start having sex.

Betsy: "Oh my god, Etha you look like crap!"

Etha: "Yeah, my roomate and her boyfriend sleep raped me last night."

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Sleeping Giant

A sleeping giant is a strong faithful christian who is "sleeping" or hiding. He/she could influence so many people but chooses to stay silent.

The sleeping giant kept quiet about his religion.

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unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

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Sleeping Drill

The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.

"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."

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Girlfriend Sleep

When your girlfriend comes over to your house only to do her homework then sleep the other four hours away. In some cases waking her up might prove to be fatal.

John-"Hey your girlfriend came over last night, didn't she?"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"

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put to sleep

The politically-correct term for killing an animal due to either incurable disease, harmful behavior that can't be corrected, or unlikely chance of survival. Usually pertains to pets.

Don't send that cat to that animal shelter, that'll end up being put to sleep, there's a no-kill shelter west of here.

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sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.

chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.

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