Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.

I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.