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Another way of telling someone to calm the fuck down. (But a bit more polite than saying 'Calm the fuck down'
HOE: *laughs hysterically at joke that wasn't funny just to get some bomb dick*
YOU: Woah, slow ya roll slim.
Ex. 2:
YOU: *accidentally steps on someone's foot*
PERSON: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
YOU: Uh, slow ya roll slim.
YOU: *walk away with flare and attitude*
Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Tom: what you up to tonight?
James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!
Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow
James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !
Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.
It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.
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Making good on her pact with Satan, Angela Aberdeen's tortured and vomit-soaked soul descends into Hell. But Satan is not finished with her yet - He has more suffering planned for his ravaged slave. Angela is sent back up to the surface to stalk and destroy yet another victim. Her return initiates the emergence of a new Angela who is steadily and painfully infected with the Devil's Curse. An appalling metamorphosis befalls the chosen young victim as she is racked by bulimia, and subjected to the dark, forbidden secrets of incest of abuse. Slowly, the two Angelas merge into one Perfect Child of Satan and descend to an eternity of suffering in Hell.
There's one scene where a man cuts a pregnant woman's stomach open, takes out to baby, spits on it, vomits on it, then puts it in a blender, blends it, then drinks it just to vomit AGAIN.
Bro, I watched Slow Torture Puke Chamber last night, my mind is messed up now.
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Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.
John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.
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(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
Special fibres present only in people of Indian Subcontinent origin. They are superior to other muscle fibres. This claim can be verified on the Bollywoodpedia .
Oh wow Cam’s got amazing Indian slow twitch muscle fibres, unlike Max who has inferior muscle fibres due to consuming small wiener causing steroids.
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