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Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
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A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...
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A young Woman who has partied too much and looks older than She is.
Wow.... Have you seen lisa lately ? "She's lost that New Girl Smell !
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The smell that eminates from ones crack after a hard days sitting down doing fuck all.
You can tell our Scott has had a busy day sat on his fucking arse doing fuck all as usual. He's got some right cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours on him the dirty lazy bastard.
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if some1 has sed sumfin 2 u - then this is the get bak baby yeaaah
(you) "Hey Hannah(for example)!"
(them) "what?"
(you agn) "smells" <this could be followed buy alot of evil laughs>
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1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.
2.) Something smelling really really bad.
3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.
4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.
1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."
2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"
3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"
4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"
5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"
6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."
7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"
8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"
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I understand where you are coming from; I hear ya
Unrealistic Dude #1: How am I suppose to synthesis this molecule for her if she won't tell me what the stereochemistry is at carbon 6? You feel me?
Unrealistic Dude #2: Yeah, I smell your light saber. That shit ain't right.
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