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A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."
The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.
Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!
Max; Really?
Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.
Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
"Oh I just got a new snapchat.
Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."
When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.
Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.
The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.
Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!
When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.
Q: What have you gotten done at work today?
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.