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The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 20, 2023


Sonic Throat

the moment when someone’s oral performance reaches maximum efficiency, much like the narrowest point of a nozzle in thermodynamics, where compressible flow hits Mach 1. Just as no further increase in upstream pressure can accelerate the flow beyond the sonic point, the recipient might feel they’ve reached the "maximum capacity" of pleasure, with all systems operating at peak thermodynamic intensity

Will's mother has been known to give 'Sonic Throat' in the morning.

by slipnslide2 December 19, 2024


Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.

That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022


sonic..vr

Sonic but he plays virtual reality and makes funny videos. He has a group of people who help him with his videos, for example, tails..vr knuckles..vr silver..vr blaze..vr ray..vr Amy..vr mighty..vr and many more. You could join to but dont be picky or a little youngster

What if sonic had a virtual reality headset?
sonic..vr?

by Not Mighty..vr July 3, 2022


Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021


sonic the hedgehog

fast hedgehog game

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."

by megapoopy. May 27, 2019


Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 30, 2021