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Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 April 7, 2018


Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 September 1, 2018


Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019


Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale

"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"

by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019


Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021


Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017


Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 21, 2024