fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable
That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off
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the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.
Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!
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A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.
Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.
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Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real
Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider
Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
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A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.
Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"
Michael "Why thankyou Jane"
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the butthole, getting this name from the apperance of the butthole with small lines extending outward from a dark round center like spider legs.
"Dont forget to wash that cinnamon spider real good in the shower Johnny!"
Dude 1: Dude, tell me you didn't taste that cinnamon spider last night, did you?
Dude 2: Dude, i think i might have i was hammered last night!
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)
Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
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