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When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.
It’s the perfect spoon.
The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.
We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse
Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night
The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."
noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.
"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."