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Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.
Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.
when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.
Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.
We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.
When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
“Ugh man sorry I got to go to bed I’m squirted out”
“I am squirted from that test”
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The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
A Rhode Island term meaning ejaculation of seminal fluid.
I just did a generous squirt last night