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When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!
Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke
Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
The gay version of heads up seven up
Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.
When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.
I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!