suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

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suicide beard

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

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Suicidal Tennantcies

The great outpouring of grief during and directly after watching David Tennant's final performance as the widely loved and adored Doctor, in Doctor Who.

I'm so glad that Russell T Davies did David Tennant proud with his final episode, but seeing him leave the role has given me Suicidal Tennantcies.

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Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.

Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"

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account suicide

Like suicide, in which you lose your account for something like a message board or Yahoo!. Often done by breaking the rules as strongly as one can.

Also known as LUEicide on LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything).

After deciding I was unwanted on Sonic CulT, I decided to commit account suicide before I could get voted out of the board.

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suicide seat

The front passenger seat of a car, which implies a fear of a car crash and endangering themselves.

There's no way i'm riding in the suicide seat!

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digital suicide

Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.

Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?

Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.

Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.

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