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The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!
The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.
The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.
The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.
One who roams the earth, both physically & digitally. This archetype of artist was placed here to roam with the sole intention of creating.
That guy isn’t a digital nomad, he’s an earth roamer, an artist, a world renowned creative expressionist.
Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.
An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.
Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth
1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!