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Canada's best friend. Who can kick some serious ass. Who has delicious foods, sexy women and is stereotyped. Like really, c'mon guys every country has their asses, not all Americans are stupid, dumb or mean. There is some pretty decent people in that country. And thats coming from a Canadian!
Tim: United States of America sucks.
Hortons: Tim your a dumb-ass, USA rocks!
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a bunch of bible-reading fat ugly slags who doesn't notice that their husbands are screwing gorgeous liberal women.
concerned women for America... the only thing you should be concerned about are your husbands infidelity
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A rebellion led by rich, southern plantation owners and politicians against the Federal Government of the United States of America.
The main cause of this rebellion was, first and foremost, slavery. The Union (another name for the U.S) was slowly becoming more and more abolitionist in the 1800's, and as a result the Southern elite felt the need to disregard any basic human decency they had left and fight for the enslavement of millions of African Americans. This was the main reason the Southern states seceded. Things like "States rights" and tariffs are secondary reasons and were very minimal compared to slavery.
In late 1860, numerous states in the deep south announced their secession from the Union after the election of Abraham Lincoln. Despite being an abolitionist, Lincoln pledged not to interfere with slavery in the South. The southern elite, however, ignored this and militias fired on numerous federal forts and properties throughout 1861, one such being Fort Sumter in North Carolina, which marked the beginning of the American Civil War.
The war would go on for 4 years, ending in 1865 with General Lee's surrender to General Grant.
Look at those idiots waving the confederate flag. I bet they couldn't even spell "Confederate States of America".
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A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.
Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america
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A localization company that localizes Japanese RPG games (JRPG) to western audiences. Known for their shady and extortionate business practices, they find every possible way to take advantage of fan translations of different series, specifically the Trails (Kiseki) series for their own capital gain. Their most recent victims were the good folks at Zerofield, who created a spreadsheet and overlay program for Hajimari and Kuro no Kiseki. To make matters worse, their localization takes on average 3 years from the Japanese release!
Mike: did you hear about NIS America localizing Kuro no Kiseki?
Bob: come on man, they won't finish that shit til' 2025 earliest!
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An execlusive club for Americans that have had sex with their au pair or maid. Comparable to the mile high club
Paul: Did you end up banging Monica your au pair yet?
Brandon: Yup I'm a officially a member of the maid in America club. Drinks all around!
An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.