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When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.
Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
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A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.
Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!
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Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.
Marilyn Manson! Oh yeah, Tainted Love....
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The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.
I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.
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A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
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pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint
That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!
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When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
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