cake

When using a multi-hose hookah without auto-sealers, caking occurs when someone takes their finger off of one hose, thus breaking the seal, giving everyone smoking a lungful of air.

"Yo, don't cake me."

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cake

A guy who flirts a lot

"Man, look at him on the phone with his girl bein' a cake."

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fart cake

when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.

I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.

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caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

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ice the cake

to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.

"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."

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cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

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thug cakes

pancakes that are made with swagger out the ears and shirtless, while the chef shouts words that are considered discriminatory towards the general population, mostly women. They taste as if theyre straight out of a hoodified pancake house. Just how yo momma made em.

So I was whippin up some thug cakes the other day, when some scally ass trick busta that I just gave it to, came up and starting talking some bullshit, so a whacked her with the spatula and put her on her ass.

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