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a phrase used to keep the conversation going after a really boring story.
person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
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Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".
If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....
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Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
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Noun.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...
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A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.
Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.
Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
The greatest rapper of all time. Because he is such a distinguished rapper, he has a large following of "haters." He has the best lyrics, rhymes, and beats. His massive talent also led to him becoming a businessman. The BEST OF ALL TIME.
Hater: Man, 50 sucks.
*other guy pops him in the fuckin head*
Black dude: Nah man, 50 is the greatest of all time! 50 Cent/Curtis Jackson fo life!
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(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.
Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!
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